

Rosie O’Donnell is a “pig” and a “slob” with a “fat ugly face”- Donald Trump, loving all of America’s people. Love for America requires love for all of its people. Loyalty to our nation demands loyalty to one another. This was billed as a foreign policy speech but so far all Trump has done is write Beyonce’s next single. And when one citizen suffers an injustice, we all suffer together. When one part of America hurts, we all hurt. The best and most luxurious eternity.Ī wound inflicted upon a single member of our community is a wound inflicted upon us all. Want to bet that Trump insisted on adding the “total” to that sentence? Immortality is great but total immortality-that’s even more immortal. Through their lives, and though their lives were cut short, in their deeds they achieved total immortality. “Please stop crashing my boats into stuff.”Īmerican patriots from every generation have given their last breath on the battlefield for our nation and for our freedom. The sentiment was clear in his eyes: “I love you, centre camera-but Daddy’s gotta work tonight.”īut before I provide the details of our new strategy, I want to say a few words to the service members here with us tonight, to those watching from their posts. His favourite camera! But he’d never linger there, despite his clear affection for it. Occasionally his gaze would land-briefly-on the camera dead ahead of him. It was as though he was watching a tennis match between sentences he’d never seen before. Back and forth, back and forth, reading clumsily. Trump spent the whole of his address swiveling back and forth, staring precisely 45 degrees off camera, right and left, at the screens of text. The robot from Lost in Space is a more natural orator: “After the extraordinary sacrifice of blood and treasure, our people must realize DANGER AMERICAN PATRIOT!” I am here tonight to lay out our path forward in Afghanistan and South Asia.

“I hereby retract my earlier description of these tragic events as ‘too bad’-and join with all Americans in agreeing that they qualify, at minimum, as a ‘full-on bummer.’” We send our thoughts and prayers to the families of our brave sailors who were injured and lost after a tragic collision at sea, as well as to those conducting the search-and-recovery efforts. Thank you to the men and women of Fort Myer, and every member of the United States military at home and abroad. Let’s read between the lines of Donald Trump’s speech on the U.S.
